Bats in the City

June 2008


Hey Y'all,

Carrie, Samantha, Charlotte, and Miranda may be gorgeously limping around NYC in Manolo Blahniks (blah!), but your Bats are beautifully shuffling around MetroLex in Dansko Clogs (dansking queens?), getting ready for our Mr. Big Gigs THIS FRIDAY at Natasha's Bistro.  We may not be slim blonde sex goddesses who kiss and tell, but we are definitely curvy dyed mama mias who indulge and sing.


Come join us, won't you?  The early show is pretty much sold out, but you can still get your lovely assets into a good seat for The Cocktail Show at 10:00.  And we won't tattle if you have dessert along with your adult beverage, as long as you share with the band.  Reservations are by phone call only at (859) 259-2754.  Ain't too proud to beg; we need you there like Samantha needs a good underwire.

And guess what?  We're on You Tube!!!   Paste this link into your search engine, and you can have your own private Bats concert!
Not quite the real thing, but now you can show us to ten of your friends.  And then they can tell ten of their friends, and they can tell ten of their friends, and so on, and so on, and so on, until we all have clean hair and The Bats take over the entire planet.  And while you're at it, tell 'em they can buy our new CD, Some Settling May Occur, on CD Baby.  Because if we're going to take over the world, we'll need some dough for new Danskos.  Good support don't come cheap.  Just ask Samantha. 


Geez, honey, wax much?

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